Author(s): M. E. Croft
Once upon a time, human beings existed solely on a diet of raw meat, fruit and vegetables. Those days are over. Now we are a nation of sweet tooths, sugar fiends and muffin tops hell bent on finding our next fix of freshly baked deliciousness. Well, its got to stop, before we reach bursting point! F**k Cupcakes And F**k Baking is your alternative antidote to the current national obsession with cupcakes, bake-offs, high-end patisseries and cupcake boutiques as well as the constant deluge of baking programmes on telly and the sickly-sweet websites and blogs that just make you want to throw up. Chock-full of funny quotes, facts, stats and trivia to help lower your cholesterol as well as tickle your funny bone, this pocket-sized slice of pastry-related propaganda will help you to rise up, take sweet revenge and say 'f**k you!' to cupcakes and baking. Go on, we dare you!
Mal Croft is a 25-30YO W P M with a GSOH, NS, SD who has NBM and is in a LTR. He is ISO a BI HWP M or F with GSOH for FTA. He is DDF. Well, DF. He lives and works in London and is the author of The Secret Body Language of Girls (9781906032814) published by Portico.